abjsdlk:

ask-grimdrunk:

j0w33-z33:

howdoilivewithouthomestuck:

battynatty:

hammysmagicblimp:

polkamusic:

sarah-ann-rose:

musetta31:

moriparty-allnightlong:

thequeenofawkwardness:

verasfreedomofspeech:

I hugged a doctor because the voices told me to. lol

asdfghjklninja:

I went out with my psychiatrist because I was high and and im hot and i do what i want.

Apparantly I smacked a pickle because I was high…

I smacked a football player because I’m hot and I do what I want.

FUCK BITCHES

I danced with a policeman because I was drunk.

I murdered a fork because I’m retarted

I ate a ninja because that’s how I roll.  Hm.

I kissed my best friend’s brother because im hot and i do what i want

yup thats me

I fell in love with a stuffed animal because I’m hot and I do what I want.

Hm

i fell in love with a ninja because the voices told me to

I gave my number to my dog because the voices told me to

((i sang to an ipod cause thats what i do. fuck yes.))

“I kissed my best friend because I’m hot and that’s what I do”

SHERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (loljk)

I sang to a dvd player b/c I was high and I’m stupid.

/SOB.

[[ btw Ian you are not hot. :I ]]

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2. hopeless-wanderur reblogged this from boredology and added:

   I danced with a pickle because i was high. hahahaha.

3. nrockstar reblogged this from the-sun-was-always-in-her-eyes and added:

   I murdered a soda because im hot and I do what I want…

4. the-sun-was-always-in-her-eyes reblogged this from verasfreedomofspeech and added:

   I fell in love with a computer because I am retarted Makes sense!

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13. quidditche reblogged this from verasfreedomofspeech and added:

    I fell in love with a pickle because the voices told me to!

14. mckied reblogged this from holyhufflepuff and added:

    i murdered a gangster because thats what i do

15. shukaru754 reblogged this from spicy-mituna-roll and added:

    I murdered my dad because the voices told me so. lmfao!

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17. not-enough-to-breathe reblogged this from battynatty and added:

    i choked on a dvd player because im retarded………………………. sounds right

18. thatburnsmefromwithin reblogged this from itstimetobattlemydemons and added:

    It’s not my birthday but mine was just so sad I hugged myself because that’s how I roll

19. brianna13131 reblogged this from liam-my-main-muff and added:

    i got… I hugged an ipod because im hot and do what i want. december 8 and im wearing a blue shirt

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21. eponineismyspiritanimal reblogged this from spreadmywings-touchthesky and added:

    I danced with a football player because I’m hot and I do what I want seems legit

22. bathory-aria reblogged this from gingersolidarity and added:

    I hugged a weirdo because I was drunk… LOL.

23. spreadmywings-touchthesky reblogged this from homosaxual and added:

    I smacked my dog because the voices told me to. i don’t own a dog….

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26. thedreampolice reblogged this from gingersolidarity and added:

    i gave my number to a football player because i was drunk. oh. ok. SUCKS MY PHONE HAS NO SERVICE.

27. gingersolidarity reblogged this from bloodstainedmess and added:

    I gave my number to my cell phone because I was drunk. I actually DID give my number to my cell phone, ‘cause I don’t...

28. thatssosuite reblogged this from you-deserve-to-laugh and added:

    I ate my best friend because I was high.

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    daisyryeobrien: moriparty-allnightlong: truetink: musetta31: moriparty-allnightlong: thequeenofawkwardness:...

31. rewindtryoutdyout reblogged this from apocalypseculler and added:

    I sang to a fork because the voices told me to.

32. cyriils reblogged this from apocalypseculler and added:

    i kissed my i-pad cos im hot and i can do what i want ACCURATE I WIN.

33. nightowldeluxe reblogged this from homosaxual and added:

    I gave my number to a soda because I was drunk. Makes sense cx

34. natalielovesiceland reblogged this from enduraangel and added:

    I hugged your mum because I was high. ….

35. menthapippee reblogged this from enduraangel and added:

    I smacked a baseball bat because that’s how I roll. Seems legit.

36. enduraangel reblogged this from fandomsinthetardis and added:

    I hugged my brother because that’s what I do. …my brothers and I have only ever hugged each other once in our lives… not...

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    I kiss a doctor because that’s how I roll.

41. grandr-and-apollo reblogged this from fandomsinthetardis and added:

    I sang to a weirdo because I’m hot and I do what I want. FUCK YEAH.

42. fandomsinthetardis reblogged this from monokuronokisu and added:

    I gave my number to my dog because that’s how I roll. (Accurate.)

43. papertowns-hecticthunder reblogged this from rainbow-leather-and-glitter and added:

    I choked on my brother because I’m hot, and I do what I want.

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46. sofiaelias10 reblogged this from thisisthekeytomysoul and added:

    I Danced with a goat because i was drunk! :D LMAO

47. neko234 reblogged this from spicy-mituna-roll and added:

    I fell in love with a policeman because that’s how I roll. (Well I DO love Lestrade, HE’S CLOSE ENOUGH TO BEING A...

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    i ate my brother because i was drunk

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    I went out with my best friend because I hate myself…

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